There was this woman I met on tinder; she didn’t even want to meet to drink, she just wanted to fuck. I was a bit apprehensive but she was eloquent and explained in detail her sex drive was insane, and hubby wasn’t satisfying. It was a house a bit out in the sticks, about 10am on a Saturday morning. I hadn’t had a shower and I said as much; she smiled and shrugged and dropped to her knees. I’m a big lad so was slightly surprised when her nose hit my belly and my entire cock sat in her throat for a few seconds.

She told me to come upstairs in her spare room; it was a kinda chalet style place with the ceiling in the eaves. We played with each other for about an hour until we got around to actual fucking, and after a while she said ‘I need you to fill my arsehole’. She lay on her side and with me behind her, positioned the tip of my cock on her hole. She took the entire length of me; I loved being able to ‘fuck her properly’ and feel her relax around me. After a little while I was reaching around her, fingering her cunt and clit, when she said ‘push into me’. That came as a surprise given I was balls deep but she shook her head and grabbed my wrist. I suddenly realised she meant me to fist her.

She put some lube on my hand and told me to make my fingers into a point, and put my hand back down to her cunt. ‘Push’ she said. About 3 minutes of fucking her in her arse, and my fingers slid further into her; not believing it would happen. She started to cum; her cunt was contracting around me and through her orgasm she said ‘push! Push now! Push push push!’, and my hand slid into her up to my wrist. I could feel my cock filling her shithole; her pussy felt so smooth and soft. She came again. It was unlike anything I’ve ever felt: her arsehole gripped and relaxed; her pussy rippled up and down my entire hand and wrist. She said ‘wank yourself off inside me’. I moved my fist inside her, adding pressure to my concrete cock in her shithole; I lasted about 7 seconds. I sprayed her insides; my orgasm lasted about a minute. As I sprayed my cum into her, she came a third time and pushed both my fist and cock out of her holes, and when I’d recovered I licked her clit with my fist back inside her again.