“You know what they say about mets fans.” my girlfriend, Jenna, said on the phone to her friend Katrina.
“Stop it. We’ve known him for forever, but yes, mets fans have the thickest dicks” I heard Katrina reply.
I instantly perked up. I wasn’t supposed to be hearing this conversation - I had just slipped inside for water, and left the lawnmower running. What the heck was she talking about.
Fortunately, that was the end of that topic, but it definitely had me worried. I’ve got a big dick, but any time my gf talks about penis size or even out of the blue, she will say “size doesn’t matter”. It’s like she’s trying to convince herself. I don’t care - I almost always get her off even though she’s apparently “tough”.
Fast forward a day or two and Jenna is in the shower. We aren’t mets fans, but recently when talking about baseball she will make comments about how their fans are nice people. She’s also been strange and when she opens her facebook messages always scrolls up or closes them really quick. I can’t help it - I crack open her phone and look. To my relief, it’s all people I know, until about two scrolls down - there’s a Zack there - who is that?
I open it up, and it’s pretty innocent. Just her commenting on a story of his congratulating the mets on a win. I almost disregarded it, but scrolled up and sure enough there it is. About two years ago is the last message, and eventually I find him talking about her perfect body, etc - so this is clearly an ex, a mets fan, and “mets fans have the thickest cocks” FUCK!!!
Well, nothing to worry about. She just said congrats and that was that. I felt bad about snooping and stopped.
About a week later, she told me she would be a little late that she was staying after work. I didn’t think anything of it. We had great sex the day before. We had soccer that evening - so I said let’s just meet there I’ll bring your stuff.
I was out on the field when she showed up about 5 minutes into the game. She ran up to the field with her hair flying everywhere trying to get it into a ponytail while she ran - then sat by my bag and pulled out her shin guards and cleats and was soon in the game. We won, which of course meant the team was going out for a drink.
As we are leaving, she says to me “baby I didn’t finish. I need to run back to work. I won’t be long, maybe i’ll catch you at the bar before everyone leaves.”
“Uhh okay fine.” “You want me to bring you dinner or anything?” I offered.
“You’re sweet, but that’s okay. I’ll be fine”
So I get in my car and i’m heading to the bar when I hear a message notification come from my bag. That’s strange since my phone is in the center console. Then it clicks - Jenna must have left her phone in my bag when she came up to the field to get ready. I reached into the bag and she enough there was her phone - and on the lock screen is a messenger notification from Zack - he sent her an image.
My heart dropped. I HAD to open it. When I did, my heart dropped further - it was literally the fattest cock I have ever seen in porn or real life, semi-hard, and captioned “semi just thinking about your hot pussy, and I haven’t even touched it” and “Come get stretched and filled like you need” and “my greedy 🍆💦 slut”
I was FLOORED. How did we get here. My dick literally got her off yesterday. I had to know more, and luckily there was more new-to-me conversation above.
“How gas life been” he asked “I see you got a new bf”
“Yeah” she replied.
“settling down?”
“Ha. Yes, actually” she said.
“I saw you’re an aunt” he replied
“Yes!!!” “😍 I love them”
“So you’ll have your own then soon” he said
“Uhhh I hope so!” “Actually we’ve been trying” “don’t tell!!!”
“Been?” he said
“yes” she said
“without success?” he asked
“clearly” “but we will” “just give it time”
“not to change the subject, but i’m curious” he prodded “how does he compare?”
“omg stop” she said “I don’t even remember you”
“That’s a lie, but let me remind you” he sent. The next message was a video from Zack. I really didn’t want to hit play since I could see her response was a bunch of hearts stars and the drooling face. What the video contained was Jenna on her knees jerking what had to be Zack’s cock off - nobody else’s is that big. It immediately started jerking, and the cumwad that shot out was ridiculous. It looked like one of those fake cumshots that sprays a stream - it blasted her neck for a solid two seconds, then she got the head into her mouth during the second shot and started swallowing. She tried to stay ahead of the flow, but failed - coughing slightly as cum seeped out around his cock and dripped profusely onto her breasts. She managed to swallow the rest - I don’t know how much he actually came, but his cock jerked in her mouth for like 45 seconds. FUCK I thought. Mets fans apparently have thicker loads too - Jenna’s tits and belly were covered by a load that i’m pretty sure she swallowed most of.
The massages that followed were a disaster.
“So you remember it better now” he taunted
“Oh god yes” she replied.
“You remember how it felt inside your pussy”
“Yes. 💀💀 so thick.” “I’m so wet” “Need to go wipe and get back to work. lunch is ending” she said.
“Or you could call out the rest of the day and come ride your favorite toy”
“omg” “i can’t” “i actually need to work late” “plus it’s dangerous” “i’m fertile like really soon - was planning to stretch myself on hubby tonight”
“was” “hehe” he replied. Followed by “I’ll see you after work. Same office?”
“fuck” she replied “yes the same office you used to visit after work ;)” “but I can’t fuck you. It’s not safe”
“I’ll be there to stretch your mouth” he said
“okay” “i’ll suck your 🍆 but that’s IT”
“how about we make a deal?” he asked.
“What” she replied
“Do you think you can get me all the way in?” he asked
“I’ve never managed to before” she said
“almost nobody can” he replied. “If you can get it all the way in, then i’ll fuck your unprotected pussy and give you my cum where you want it most”
“lol okay” she said “so I get to control my destiny” “you won’t be getting inside of me.
“I just want you thinking about all the cum in my balls filling up your pussy while you suck me off” he responded.
“fuck” she replied.
Then there was nothing until around the game time - she must have been messaging him on her drive over. It started with “a deal’s a deal” followed by a picture of Jenna in her outfit she wore today, with her nose pressed against his belly and her eyes bugged out - cock buried down her throat. “so proud of you” he said.
“Omg that was so hot” “my hair is so messed up from when you got aggressive” she responded
“See you soon?” he said
“definitely” she replied.
“for what? tell me” he prodded
“ug you know how to hit my buttons” “for your 🍆” “stretch me” “stretch my pussy” “fill me with your cum” “make me pregnant”
“good girl” he replied.
That was the last message before I caught up to the semi pick. I was crushed. It had been 20 minutes since we left the field - I was parked at the bar now, wondering how far if she was there yet getting blown up by this fucking shreck with no way to stop her.
That’s when another message came in. “She said she left her phone in your bag.” “I can see the 3 dots dipshit” “lmao guess you know what your girl is up to”
I screamed out loud in my car. “are you fucking kidding me!” i typed back
What came back was a picture of my Jenna sucking him off. She could barely fit the tip in her mouth - how the heck did that log end up down her throat.
“does she know I know” I asked “please tell her”
“no” “and no” came the reply “not yet at least” “I’ll tell her in a bit” “bye”
I sat there. For ages. It felt like hours. It was only 10 minutes. The phone lit up. Zack. “I’m inviting my buddies over. Just thought you should know”
“What?” I responded
“My boys have always wanted to take Jenna for a ride. Why wouldn’t I share? I have a willing slut at my mercy”
“wtf” “please don’t” I begged to no response.
Finally another message came through “she knows now, but she doesn’t care”
Then nothing for a literal hour and a half. Finally a response, a picture. I dreaded it. There she was, laying on her back with her head on a black guy’s thigh - his cock was laying across her face with the middle in her mouth and the tip hanging off the far side of her face. In each hand, she had a hard white cock. Her legs were spread and cum was flowing out of her pussy. There was a puddle of cum the size of a dessert plate. One of the white dicks was Zack. The other white dick was still thicker than a beer can, but not close to Zack’s pringle-buster. The black guy was similar thickness, but his length was insane and he wasn’t even fully hard - but the head was fatter than anything - fatter than Zack’s thickest point even.
I cried. An hour later a video came through. She was on her back and the black guy was reworking her insides. You could hardly see past his balls - they were fucking enormous. When he pulled out, it was like the fat head was stuck in her pussy and it would lift her hips off the bed. There was cum everywhere. After about a minute, the black guy roared and I watched as his long cock spasmed and jerked until pressurized cum shot out around his dick - he plunged all the way in and cum squished out everywhere.
“She’s coming to the game with us tomorrow” The cameraman said. Then “tell him why Jenna”
She looked into the camera and said “because mets fans have the thickest cocks”