... Hello Summer Time, nice to have you with us today ... for those of who are freezing your asses off, be prepared to be warmed up in a flash ... and those of us who are melting our asses off, you'd better get a wading pool full of ice ready to sit in ...
... Don't get too close to the edge, King Neptune took some Viagra and is charging his triton ready for you ...
... Dam I wish I was there playing in the sand with you, you look like you're having way too much fun and I'm jealous ...
... You know what, it would be like 'sand, what sand?' if I was there with you ... yep I would be all over you like chocolate on a sundae ...
... Loved watching you play, if this is what summer does to you, show us what you get up to to keep warm in winter ... and yes I am in my wading pool full of ice ... lol Thanks!
Raven